☢☢☢Soon We will destroy ourselves☢☢☢
Away from prying eyes and rabid smiles and everythings shattering.

Xandria - Nightfall

modernday-siren:

laubabymuva:

lt-laularryaddict:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

whuuuu???? how?????

their reactions are everythinggggggggg lol

this is clearly some wizarding school style of shit! 😳

Arghhh fuck sake what is going on? D:

boodapug:

fatbuttfaye:

And I died.

The blow dryer one…

(Source: littlegingermonkey)

(Source: shane7878)

seananmcguire:

camwyn:

flightyclouds:

doobiedewey:

sixpenceee:

So the Denisovans (a sub species of Homo Sapiens, whose skull image is shown above), genome was analyzed.

The new Denisovan genome indicates this population interbred with an extinct population that lived in Asia more than 30,000 years ago, which is neither human nor Neanderthal.

They have yet to identify what this unknown species maybe. 

SOURCE

This year it’s all coming out.

I’m not saying cylons BUT CYLONS

Paging Mr. Adams, Mr. Douglas Adams, we’ve found where Golgafrincham Ark B came down…

(seriously, though, this doesn’t surprise me at all; humans are the dolphins of the land- if it looks sort of like us and it acts sort of like us and we’re not in the mood to beat it up over it eating the same thing as us, you can start the countdown to getting jiggy with it pretty reliably)

We’re up in the Pleistocene,
We’re up acquiring some genes,
We’re up—you know what that means.
We’re up all night to get lucky.

negrettastone:

kindredsmile:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

For
luvvdivine
Look at God.

negrettastone:

kindredsmile:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

For
luvvdivine

Look at God.

(Source: fab-feminist)

makeitearlgrey:

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

I am officially changing to “undo the calamities that are in you mammaries”

makeitearlgrey:

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

I am officially changing to “undo the calamities that are in you mammaries”

digitalmovie:

Gene Belcher.

digitalmovie:

Gene Belcher.

earth2network:

Bob’s Burgers cosplay

earth2network:

Bob’s Burgers cosplay

Rich people run funny, must be all the money in their pockets.

Linda Belcher-Bob’s Burgers (via hello-space-tree)